The Muttley Crew Chronicles

Max and Mitzi’s Guide to Human Training
Written by Max and Mitzi, professional dachshunds and household supervisors

Training a human takes patience, persistence, and excellent timing. Humans are sweet creatures, but they are easily distracted by laundry, schoolwork, phones, and other unimportant things.

That is why we have developed a simple four-step training method.

Step One: Stare.
Do not blink. Do not look away. Make direct eye contact until the human begins to feel emotionally responsible.

Step Two: Tilt Head.
This is where the magic begins. One small head tilt can undo years of human decision-making.

Step Three: Look Tragically Underfed.
Even if breakfast was served seven minutes ago, act as though you have not eaten since the pioneer days.

Step Four: Receive Snack.
At this point, the human should give in. If not, repeat steps one through three, adding a small sigh for dramatic effect.

Training may take time, but do not lose hope. With enough patience, any human can be taught to open the treat jar, share the blanket, and understand that one treat broken in half is still only one treat.

Sincerely,
Max and Mitzi
Small dogs. Big feelings. Strong opinions.

I Left Slowly

Some departures do not begin the day we walk away. They begin in the quiet moments no one sees, through hurt swallowed in silence, kindness longed for but not always given, and pieces of the heart breaking little by little. I Left Slowly is for anyone who has endured more than they should have, loved longer than they were loved back, and finally found the strength to carry what remained of themselves into the light.


Reading Every Day for Cancer

Cancer has touched my life in many painful ways. I have watched loved ones battle this disease and survive, but I have also lost dear friends and family members to it. This week, another friend shared the heartbreaking news of her own diagnosis. Later that same day, the Reading Every Day for Cancer challenge appeared on Facebook. I took it as a sign that I needed to do something.

Because I already love listening to audiobooks, this challenge offers me a meaningful way to turn something I enjoy into support for the American Cancer Society.

Please join me by reading or listening every day, sharing this challenge, or donating if you are able. Every page, every minute, and every act of support brings us one step closer to hope and, someday, a cure.

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From Ashes to Home: Beulah, Pueblo Mountain Park, and the Long Road Back

Beulah and Aspen Acres Fire Update

There is finally more hopeful news for Beulah and the communities affected by the Aspen Acres Fire, though the road ahead is still long. As of the latest Sunday morning update, the fire has crossed the 100,000-acre mark and is reported at 100,224 acres with 61% containment, a major improvement from the 48% reported earlier. More than 1,600 firefighters and support personnel remain assigned to the fire.

Beulah has reopened, and residents no longer need re-entry cards to return, though officials are asking people who do not need to be there to give the community space as recovery begins. Many families are returning to homes, smoke damage, spoiled food, unsafe trees, ash, and the heartbreaking reality of what has been lost. For others, there is no home to return to. KOAA’s latest roundup reported more than 850 structures lost, including hundreds of homes across Pueblo and Custer counties.

Even with the progress, many families are still displaced. Officials reported that thousands of people have been driven from their homes by this fire, and although phased re-entry continues in Pueblo and Custer counties, many residents near Rye are still waiting to return. Firefighters remain especially focused on the west and southwest sides of the fire, where crews are working to keep the flames from spreading toward Rye and San Isabel.

Evacuation conditions continue to change. Huerfano County has eased the evacuation order in the Libre area, moving residents there to pre-evacuation status, but other areas remain under evacuation or restricted access. Officials continue to urge residents to follow county guidance and check official evacuation maps before returning.

The fire is not over, but this update brings some much-needed hope. Containment has increased, more families are beginning the difficult journey home, and firefighters continue to work around the clock to protect Rye, San Isabel, Beulah, and the surrounding mountain communities.

The Loss at Pueblo Mountain Park

One of the most heartbreaking losses for many of us is the damage to beloved Pueblo Mountain Park. Tucked into Beulah Valley about 30 miles west of Pueblo, the park has long been a peaceful mountain refuge for hiking, wildlife watching, family gatherings, retreats, weddings, school trips, and quiet days under the pines.

Pueblo Mountain Park has been part of Southern Colorado’s story for more than a century. The City of Pueblo purchased roughly 600 acres near Beulah to create the park, and later Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC) and Work Projects Administration (WPA) crews helped build many of the historic features people came to love, including the Horseshoe Lodge, pavilion, and stonework throughout the park.

Sadly, officials and local reporting confirmed that the historic Horseshoe Lodge burned in the Aspen Acres Fire. For generations, that lodge was more than a building. It was a gathering place, a retreat center, a memory keeper, and part of the heart of the mountain park.

The loss of Pueblo Mountain Park is difficult to put into words. So many people found peace there among the trees, trails, wildflowers, birds, and quiet mountain air. Like Beulah itself, the park held memories for families across Southern Colorado. Its loss is not just physical; it is emotional, historical, and deeply personal.

Still, I believe places like this carry a spirit that fire cannot fully take. The trails, the land, the memories, and the people who love Pueblo Mountain Park will remain part of Beulah’s story. In time, I pray there will be healing, restoration, and a way for this treasured place to welcome people back again.

Tonight, my prayers remain with every family displaced by this fire, every person returning to loss, every firefighter on the line, and every neighbor helping another neighbor through the ashes.

May the winds stay calm.
May the firefighters be protected.
May the families still waiting be brought home safely.
May those who lost so much be surrounded with love.
And may Beulah and all of Southern Colorado rise again, strong and steady.

Colorado strong ❤️

Monetary Donations: Can be sent to the United Way Southern Colorado.

Works Cited

Benzel, Lance. “Aspen Acres Fire Surpasses 100,000 Acres as Crews Increase Containment to

More than 60%.” The Colorado Sun, 18 July 2026.

Chalfin, Andrea, and Briana Heaney. “Aspen Acres Fire: Evacuation Notices Expand as Fire

Grows to More than 50,000 Acres.” Colorado Public Radio, 2 July 2026.

“Pueblo Mountain Park.” City of Pueblo, Pueblo County Historical Society and State Historical

Fund.

“Pueblo Mountain Park Marks 100 Years.” Colorado Public Radio, 15 January 2020.

Sintas, Tyson, Aspen Andrews, Bryce Patterson, Aaron Vitatoe, and Lindsey Grewe. “‘Aspen

Acres Fire’ Holds Steady at Just over 100K Acres, 61 Percent Containment as More Evacuees

Allowed Home.” KKTV 11 News, 29 June 2026, updated 18 July 2026.

The Skyline Across the Bay

Childhood magic first took root for me when my family brought my brothers and me to Crab Cove in my hometown of Alameda, California. This small beach rested along a quiet inlet, with the San Francisco skyline rising across the bay like a distant world waiting to be explored. Gentle breezes moved across the water, carrying the cries of seagulls and the unmistakable scent of salt and seaweed. The salty air seemed to linger everywhere in Alameda, becoming as familiar to me as the streets, homes, and shoreline of my island.

My first memories of this place date back to before I attended school. My feet sank in the wet sand and cold waters of the San Francisco Bay. Small minnows quickly darted in the salty waters, tiny crabs rushed sideways along the shore, and sailboats skimmed across the sea. Laughter filled the air as my family and I chased the retreating waves, then quickly scampered back when the tide rushed towards us. Most of the time, my dad would hold my hand and race with me, and our eyes would meet, and we would smile. Sometimes he would lift me in his arms, swing me around, and then gently set me on the sand. His laughter and love made me feel safe and loved, even as the waves rushed toward our feet.

My mom and little brothers sat on the beach on the warm, dry sand. The older boys, Tommy and David, dug with their buckets and scoops, building roads, lopsided castles, and deep holes that became a part of their imaginary world.  Mom held baby Keith securly in her lap as he wriggled and reached for handfuls of sand. The sunlight rested softly on her face, and she glowed with quiet contentment as she watched her family enjoy the warm afternoon.

The first time I witnessed a stingray, I was in awe of its beauty. After accidentally stepping on the patch of sand where the ray had nestled, I watched in fascination as it wiggled free from its hiding spot and began gliding in the water. The slow movement of its fins and graceful glide made it appear as though it were flying, and I wanted to swim with this enchanting creature.

Across the bay, the San Francisco skyline stood proudly. The skyline always caught my eye, and to this day, whenever I see it, I am reminded of home and all my favorite memories. This scene has continually represented beauty, adventure, comfort, and an exciting world waiting beyond the familiar shore.

When I started school at Paden Elementary, our playground ended at the rocky island shore, and the skyline was visible from the yard and certain classroom windows, not ideal for a child who preferred watching the bay to watching the chalkboard. Too many times, I would daydream about sailboats gliding across the water, or wonder where the seals were resting whenever I heard their distant barking through the open windows. 

After my father started working to help maintain the Bay Bridge, I would often glance toward the skyline. It gave me peace and a sense of pride to know my father was not too far away and that he was helping care for such an important landmark. He would repaint the bridge, from one end to the other, always trying to keep the rust at bay. Often, I would watch the fog roll in, wrapping the bridge in a dreamy, cloud-like blanket of soft white and gray. During those times, I wondered what my father’s view was like as he worked on foggy days. I wondered if he loved those days as much as I did.

This view followed me through my childhood years. Often, I could see it while playing with childhood friends, as we wrote messages in the sand along the shore. The skyline kept our secrets when we wrote the names of childhood crushes or shared our deepest thoughts under the lifeguard towers, hiding from the rain and stormy skies. 

As I grew older, the skyline changed from a familiar backdrop into an invitation. By the time I reached high school, the view often called to me. I lost track of how many times I would skip school, alone, to find adventure waiting for me in the city. It may not have been the wisest decision, but the city awakened my independence and my curiosity. No one would dare go with me, so I went by myself. I would catch a bus to the Oakland BART station, and then ride the train to San Francisco. I loved the roar of the train as it sped through the underwater tunnels. Once I arrived, the city seemed to open before me, and I chose whatever familiar destination called to me that day.

I would travel to Golden Gate Park and visit the art museum or the Japanese Tea Gardens. I never grew tired of the art, and even then I was drawn to the Impressionists, though I did not know the artists’ names. In the garden, I loved the smell of the flowers and trees, the gracefully arched bridges that reflected and rippled in the pond, and the tiny birds chirping throughout the park.

Other times I wandered to Chinatown or the Cost Plus Imports near Fisherman’s Wharf. I loved riding the cable cars and listening to the bells ring, signaling their arrival to others. I loved eating the Chinese food, which was a new experience for me as a teenager; I still remember my first meal was Chow Mein, and I loved the crunchy noodles and the stir-fried vegetables. 

I lost count of how many days I spent at Fisherman’s Wharf and Pier 39. The street vendors amused crowds with artwork and street shows. I spent hours looking through photographs and watercolor paintings of all the San Francisco sights, from curvy Lombard Street on Russian Hill to the seals resting on the piers near the wharf. The area buzzed with energy as visitors excitedly talked about their day. At the pier, I loved the feel of the wind tousling my hair and the sound of the seals barking at one another. Across from the pier, Alcatraz came into view, and I enjoyed watching the island, recalling childhood tours with my family and school field trips. Those adventures filled me with a thrilling sense of courage and daring. The skyline stirred my imagination, filling my mind with dreams of distant places, new adventures, and all the possibilities waiting beyond the bay.

The skyline represented so many memories as I grew up on my island home. During my early years, it reminded me of my home and my family when we walked along the winding shores or built castles in the sand. During elementary school, it often distracted me from my lessons as I watched the bay and wondered about life outside of my classroom. Once I arrived at high school, the skyline nudged me towards dreams and adventures in the city by the bay, and I often found myself wandering into the streets of San Francisco when I should have been sitting in an afternoon class. 

After moving to Colorado, I returned to my island home several times, and each visit found me searching the distance for that familiar view. On quiet mornings, the San Francisco skyline drifted in and out of the mist as fog horns sounded across the bay. In the early evening, when the sun began its slow descent, golden sunlight shimmered across the water and traced the distant buildings, making the entire skyline softly glow. Each glimpse carried me back to childhood and reminded me that no matter how far I traveled, part of my heart would always remain along that Alameda shoreline.

And now, my heart and mind often wander back to those days when the skyline seemed to whisper that dreams and adventures were waiting just across the bay. Although I love my mountain state and all the beauty it offers, I sometimes long to spend one more day strolling along the shoreline near Crab Cove, feeling the cool breeze rustle through my hair and hearing the waves brush against the sand. Those childhood days were magical, and every visit to the beach felt like a gift. Even now, the sight of the skyline beneath a bright blue sky or softened by a morning fog can awaken a homesickness within me.  In these moments, I remember the warmth of my father’s hand wrapped securely around mine as we raced the waves together.  I remember the fog settling over the island like a soft blanket, the distant call of foghorns across the bay, and our footprints slowly disappearing beneath the returning tide.

The San Francisco skyline was far more than a childhood view; it was a constant presence woven through my memories of family, freedom, adventure, and home, an enduring part of the landscape of my heart. 

The View From There

Some views become part of who we are. They may be seen from a kitchen window, a front porch, a mountain overlook, a quiet field, an ocean shoreline, a city street, or a backyard where childhood seemed to last forever. Sometimes the view itself was beautiful, and sometimes it mattered because of the people beside us.

This week, write about a view that shaped your memories. What did you see from there? Who was with you? Did the view bring comfort, adventure, peace, longing, or a sense of belonging? Describe the place as if you are standing there again, looking out over a moment that still lives in your heart.

Please share your stories and link them here.

Please Help Bring Adam Armstrong Home

It has been a heartbreaking and difficult week for our school family.

One of our custodians, Adam Armstrong, has been missing since Monday, July 13. Adam is not simply a member of our custodial staff; he is an important and much loved part of our school community. He is cherished by students and staff alike, and his absence is being deeply felt by everyone who knows him.

The Pueblo County Sheriff’s Office has identified Adam as a missing and endangered at-risk adult. Adam is 52 years old and partially nonverbal. He was reported missing from his home in Pueblo West, and there has been no confirmed sign of him at the time of this writing.

Adam is described as a white male, approximately 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighing about 185 pounds. He has brown hair and blue eyes. Unfortunately, it is unknown what clothing he was wearing when he disappeared.

The sheriff’s department has brought in search dogs and drones, while members of the community and his school family have joined the effort to find him. So many people are searching, sharing information, and praying for his safe return.

We are holding tightly to hope. Adam matters. He is valued, loved, and deeply missed by the children and adults whose lives he has touched.

If you have seen Adam or have any information about his whereabouts, please contact the Pueblo County Sheriff’s Office immediately at (719) 583-6250.

Please keep Adam, his family, our school community, the search teams, and everyone working to bring him home in your prayers. Please also share the official missing-person information so that more people will be watching for him.

Adam, we are waiting, hoping, and praying for you to come home safely.

Wildfires Know No Borders

To our nation’s leaders: Take care of the wildfires burning here at home, before pointing any fingers! And do not turn your backs on Canada.

Have you forgotten how often Canadian firefighters and pilots have crossed our border to help us? Just days ago, Canadian helicopter pilot Nicholas Dale lost his life while helping fight a wildfire in Colorado.

Wildfires do not recognize borders, and neither should compassion. Canada has stood beside us during our times of need. Now it is our turn to stand beside Canada.

Stop pointing fingers. Do better. Send Canada help.

I’m Not Carrie!

Daily writing prompt
What’s the funniest misunderstanding you’ve ever been part of?

The funniest misunderstanding I have ever been part of happened while I was minding my own business in a grocery store.

As I walked down an aisle, I heard a woman behind me calling, “Carrie! Carrie!” Since my name was not Carrie, I naturally ignored her and kept walking.

The next thing I knew, someone rushed up behind me, pinched me hard on the bottom, and declared, “That’s what you get for ignoring your auntie!”

I yelped and spun around. The woman’s eyes widened in horror as she realized that I was definitely not Carrie. She covered her mouth, turned bright red, and immediately began apologizing.

The shocked look on her face was so funny that I burst out laughing, and soon, I was laughing so hard that I cried.

As it turned out, she was visiting from out of town, and I actually knew her family. That made the entire misunderstanding even funnier. Later, after she moved back home, we often laughed about the day she mistook me for her niece and accidentally taught the wrong woman a lesson for “ignoring her auntie.”