My Mini Me

For Mother’s Day, Leslie always surprises me with the most thoughtful presents, and this year, my daughter gave me the most amazing gift from a company called Storyworth. Once a week, the company sends me writing prompts. These prompts vary. Sometimes I will write stories about my life, or I can write narratives about my family. If I struggle with a prompt, I can choose a different one. The goal is to complete 52 tales by the end of the year. In turn, they will produce a family keepsake of our family tales. Last week’s prompt asked, “Who are the funniest people in your family?” So I decided to write about my grandchildren. I will share some of my comical stories about them.

Sierra Marie

When Mathew, Sierra, and Jessica lived in Poteau, Oklahoma, I often spent time with the family during school breaks. Summers were the hardest for me because I struggled with the hot, humid weather. It was miserable. After one wretchedly hot summer, I told Leslie, “I don’t know what you did to make God angry, but you need to fix it because you live in hell.” Leslie and the kids loved the area, so my sweet daughter just laughed at her mother’s outburst.

Several years later, after Leslie married Aaron and my family moved to Kremling, Colorado, I visited my family over Christmas. Some of my crew complained about the longest winter of their lives. The little town received an overabundance of snow that year, and everyone had cabin fever.

Of course, this gramma had to be onery and put in her two cents, so I told them my horror story about Poteau. My spunky Sierra, who was eleven years old at the time, delighted us all in her true sassy form. She simply stated, “Well, If Poteau was hell, then Kremmling is when hell freezes over.”

One of the best moments ever, for I realized my baby girl did not fall far from that family tree. She maintained that delightful DNA that was quick on its toes. At that moment, I knew my mama was smiling down from the heavens, enjoying her great-granddaughter’s wit and sarcasm.

It wasn’t long after that event when Leslie told me she was raising her mother. She also stated, “Sierra Marie s truly your ‘Mini Me.'”

I chuckled at that response.

Now when my feisty Sierra has pulled a good one, Leslie always begins with, “Oh, let me tell you what your Mini Me has done this time!”

Yep, some of my proudest grammie moments ever!

Sweet names

Daily writing prompt
What’s the story behind your nickname?

Well, I have four nicknames. When I was little, my dad called me imp. Click here to read that story. At times, when my mom was being extra sentimental, she would call me Annie. Most of my friends call me Annie too. And one of my all-time favorite nicknames has to be Honey. When my oldest grandson was about 15 months old, he started calling me Honey, and yes, my heart melted. Since that time, the name has stuck. All of my grandkids call me by that name, and I love it. My middle school kids call me Ms. B. And one year, some of my sixth-grade students asked what my grandchildren called me. Some of my kids asked if they could call me Miss Honey, and of course, I consented. A few combined the two and called me Ms. Honey B. Over the years, I have loved every single one of my nicknames, for each has a special meaning that I hold dear.

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A Little Distraction

Daily writing prompt
What do you listen to while you work?

When I am at work, I sometimes like to enjoy music. Still, the music genre depends on the current activity or lesson plan that requires my attention. If I have busy work, I like loud rock…Nickelback, Eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, to name a few. However, if I need to focus, I choose country or soft rock. I also enjoy listening to Christian music too. And now that I have been enjoying audible books, I often listen to books during my plan time.

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Hot Chocolate

Daily writing prompt
What’s your go-to comfort food?

Well, now that I am living a healthier lifestyle, I have changed my daily menu. Now, I eat well-balanced meals and tend to stay away from some of the sugary concoctions I once enjoyed. Refined sugars create havoc and pain and lots and lots of brain fog. Still, I like to partake in a sweet treat, so I have found a hot chocolate treat that comes loaded with collagen, vitamins, and protein. I add a dash of sugar-free whipped cream and drizzle sugar-free caramel sauce on top. Since it also incorporates ashwagandha, it’s the perfect bedtime snack that helps me relax before I retreat for the night.

Without a doubt

Daily writing prompt
List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.
  1. The sun always rises.
  2. Dark clouds do not last forever.
  3. Each day is a gift.
  4. Grandchildren make the world a better place.
  5. Never try coloring your own hair.
  6. Take that long weekend.
  7. Stay in touch with your girls.
  8. Journal.
  9. Every now and then a shot of whiskey is good for what ails you.
  10. Always find a reason to smile.

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Dogs

Daily writing prompt
Dogs or cats?

At this moment in my life, I can’t imagine not having a dog around the house, especially now that I am older and my life has slowed somewhat. Without a doubt, my furry companions minister unconditional love and comic relief and keep me moving, whether I want to or not.

After a long day at work, they greet me at the door. My furbabies yip, jump, and stay close to my heels as I move about the house. Their excitement as I come through the door makes me smile. At night, when it’s time to settle down and prepare to sleep, my pups come running, for they love to cuddle at night. They paw at the blankets, waiting for me to lift the corners, so they can curl up next to me. These two are sweet companions that enrich my world.

Often Max and Mitzi make me roar with laughter, for their antics keep me on my toes. Sometimes my Twinkies fuss at each other and tell each other off for some minor misdeed. And if they feel slighted, these two will pout if they believe I am paying more attention to the other sibling. Mitzi is more demanding, so if she feels aggrieved, she just wiggles onto my lap and refuses to take no for an answer. On the other hand, Max lies quietly and gives puppy dog eyes. Of course, his actions melt my heart, so I call him, but sometimes the little stinker makes me wait and refuses my calls to make me atone for my neglect.

Max will also take Mitzi’s stuffed “babies” and throw them off the bed or down the stairs into the basement. While he scurries about creating havoc, Mitzi whines, chases after her toys and tries to corral them back into hiding. It’s not uncommon to find her toys hidden under my blankets.

Although they sometimes fuss with each other, these two hate to be separated. When this occurs, Max and Mitzi stick close to each other’s side as soon as they are reunited. While it’s hard to round them up after they make an escape, I still have to laugh as I watch the partners in crime race about the neighborhood. Side by side, they rush into the prairie chasing birds or some poor unsuspecting rabbit. Life is never dull with my two escape artists.

And finally, they keep me active. We take walks and explore hiking trails around my home, or sometimes, we head for the hills or local park. And on the days when time is limited, we play in the backyard. My sweet pups keep me moving and provide a lively form of entertainment. Life is just better with a dog. Guess it’s true, as the saying goes. Dogs really are a woman’s best friend.

Great Teachers

Daily writing prompt
What makes a teacher great?

People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care.

― Theodore Roosevelt

Great teachers…..

  • provide care
  • value students
  • encourage respect and understanding
  • help others
  • offer a passion for learning
  • instill creativity
  • listen carefully
  • demonstrate empathy
  • manifest patience
  • share knowledge and experience
  • instill a joy for lifelong learning
  • display humor
  • guide through honesty
  • make a positive impact

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