A Country Western Singer, Mama, and Morning Sickness

“Please excuse Ann for being late this morning. She has morning sickness.”

I turned back toward the house, but my mom was already standing in the doorway, arms crossed, grinning like a woman who had just played her final card. She waved sweetly and called out, “Guess you’ll be on time tomorrow, huh?”

And I was. Mama always knew exactly how to end the nonsense

Turns out nothing cures bad hair habits faster than the threat of a fictional pregnancy documented in your mother’s handwriting.

8 thoughts on “A Country Western Singer, Mama, and Morning Sickness

  1. Oh my! I have a thirteen year old girl who needs my help with the flat iron most days, so I get you mom’s thoughts, but also sympathize with the woes of being a teenage girl dealing with her hair. Lol 😂

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