Well, Bless Their Helpful Little Hearts

One of my favorite family tales happened right after Leslie and Aaron started their life together in Kremmling, Colorado. With six children from three to thirteen, their house was full in every sense of the word, full of laughter, full of shoes and socks that always seemed to miss a mate, and full of chore charts that always looked impressive, well, until real life stepped into the picture anyway.

To their credit, everyone had a job to complete around the house. Laundry was washed and dried, and eventually found its way to its proper owner. Rooms were vacuumed and dusted, Dishes were washed, and the kitchen was cleaned. So, naturally, Leslie was determined to stay ahead of the chaos and tackled her annual spring cleaning like a woman on a mission. Closets were purged, drawers were emptied, and donation bags multiplied faster than rabbits in springtime. All the children were recruited to help with this family project, and help they did.

A few days later, Leslie called to chat while she was running errands. Sometimes it was the only quiet time the busy mom could find. She mentioned she had stopped by her favorite thrift store, the one she had donated the clothes to after her spring cleaning. She was flipping through the rack when she stopped mid-sentence.

“Mom…you are not going to believe this.”

That tone, the one that makes every mother pause and think, Oh boy, here we go.

“What?” I asked.

“I just found my favorite denim jacket.”

“The one you couldn’t find?” I asked.

“Yes. The one I’ve been looking for all week.”

Pause.

“…It’s here. At the thrift store.”

Silence.

Then realization hit us both at the exact same time.

One of those sweet, helpful children had lovingly placed her favorite jacket into the donation pile.

And there it was, hanging neatly on a rack with a price tag.

I lost it.

I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Tears rolled down my face. I tried to speak, but all that came out were wheezes and snorts that were not even remotely helpful to the situation. Leslie kept talking, but I was gone, completely useless as a mother in her moment of need.

Finally, she said, “Well, I guess I have to buy my own jacket back,” and I really lost it then.

I laughed so hard she hung up on me.

Hung. Up. On. Me. Her mother.

Apparently, the clerk at the store witnessed the entire exchange, my daughter laughing, shaking her head, and then abruptly ending a call with her poor, breathless mother. The clerk, clearly a woman of wisdom and a proper upbringing, gave her a look and said, “Now you call your mama back. You don’t just hang up on your mama.”

Leslie explained the situation, the spring cleaning, the helpful children, the accidental donation, and the clerk just shook her head and said, Well then, you call her back and tell her this…”

And sure enough, my phone rang again.

I answered, still trying to recover.

And Leslie, with all the dignity she could muster, said, “Haha… I didn’t have to pay for it.”

Well.

That set me off all over again.

Because nothing says you’ve raised strong, independent thinkers quite like kids who confidently donate your belongings, without asking, without hesitation, and apparently without even a second thought…

and nothing makes you laugh harder than a thrift store owner that reunites you with your own belongings…like a dearly missed treasure…only now it comes with a price tag (or, if you’re lucky, a really good story and more than a little mercy at the cash register).

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