So today, I told my kiddos, my students, that they were my retirement plan. While they sat in class laughing over our metaphors and similes assignment, I explained that was secretly writing down all of the funny and sweet things they said in class, and that one day I was going to write a book about them, and it would be a best-seller that would help supplement my income when I retired.
Here are some of my favorites ~
I am as grumpy as Ms. Bryant before she has her morning coffee.
The star was a dancer twirling in the sky.
The tree is a towering giant standing watch.
I am as sad as Ms. B’s ex. (Yes, I told this child that he had an A for the day.)
The rain is tears from the students trapped in Ms. Bryant’s language arts class.
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Hahahah!! You could def make a book
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lol
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The book will certainly be a bestseller! 🙂
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lol
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lol, delightful!
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I tried posting this on your site, but the comment section is not working.
Because I enjoy your blog, I have nominated you for The Versatile Blogger Award.
https://talesofafamily.blog/2018/03/11/the-versatile-blogger-award/#more-12986
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Awe, thank you so much. I’ll have to get my son to look, I’m not sure where it is. I’ll see if he can rectify the comment thingy.
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