Yes, I have known for a while now, I lead an “exciting” life. More often than not, I have felt like that cliche spinster teacher that lives by herself in a house filled with stray cats, except in my case I have mini doxies. Even my own daughter calls me the crazy doxie lady. Sigh.
Ah, sometimes our young charges show incredible whit.
yes, they do.
So cute and quick. Glad you are not hurt. 😊
lol…me too!
That was delightful!
Thanks my friend!
Your so welcome. Absolutely worth reading! Loved it.
<3
. . . and for the record my dear friend, I’m apparently not the only one who keeps the angels busy. We’re going to have to thank a whole lot of them in some distant year.
Well there is a slight difference..you used to actively seek dangerous adventures…I am and have always been a bit of a klutz. When I was young, my mom would tell me, “it’s okay, baby; you will outgrow it.” When I became an adult, she told me, “I think I may have lied to you.” lol
Beware. Vivid sarcasm follows.
Ah – I know how to fix your situation. Your problem is a packed ear channel which is messing with your sense of balance.
Cut a Q-Tip in half and frizzle the cotton end.
Place it into a Dremel (you know, that cool electric spinning tool that sounds and works much line a dentist drill).
Place the frizzled Q-Tip into the ear and turn on the Dremel – you will hear a very loud, dentist-drill-like sound – but only for a few seconds.
When the sounds stops, turn off the Dremel and extract whatever is left of the Q-Tip.
Your ear channel will be completely wax-free and a healthy sense of balance will be restored.
I’d offer to do it for you, but certain authorities have given me clear instructions to stop “treating” my friends aliments. I call “Nanny State”, but can’t afford to fight city hall.
Do not keep the Dremel running for more than 2 minutes as the vibration has been known to shake teeth loose. You may also experience several months of total deafness – which can be very soothing when all your students are wound up.
Imagery is everything :: 8-D
How did this one work?
Oh – and a good decongestant helps.
lol…I’ll take it…I would rather have dirty ear syndrome to blame for my lack of gracefulness… 😉