The Great Squirrel Watch
A Neighborhood Surveillance Report from Max and Mitzi

At approximately 9:04 a.m., the suspect entered the yard without permission.

The suspect was small, twitchy, fluffy-tailed, and entirely too confident.

Max spotted the intruder first and immediately sounded the alarm. Mitzi joined seconds later with backup vocals and emotional intensity. Together, we barked heroically from the window, protecting the household from what was clearly a serious security breach.

Mom called it “too much.”

We call it service.

The suspect fled across the fence, paused dramatically, and then had the nerve to look back at us. This behavior has been documented and will be added to the official squirrel file.

Current status: yard secure, household protected, treats requested for bravery.

This has been The Great Squirrel Watch, brought to you by Max and Mitzi, neighborhood security specialists.