Colorado Adventures

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?

If I had a freeway billboard, it would offer a brief bio.

Watch out, I-25! On any given weekend, Annie, aka Honey by her family and friends, maybe headin’ your way. The queen of healthy mocha lattes requires scenic mountain havens and wide open spaces. This champion procrastinator and Doxxie wrangler will crave the company of mule deer, hoarding chipmunks, and chubby little nutcrackers. She travels with a pair of spoiled furbabies that require treats, endless walks, and lots of cuddles. She will drive Ruby, her faithful Chevy HHR (Honey’s Hot Ride). If you see this weekend explorer, remind her that she has lesson plans to create and endless papers to grade. If she grumbles, advise her that her pups have become accustomed to a particular lifestyle, and that she needs this job to maintain their pampered way of life.

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Family Riches and Disneyland

You’re not rich until you have something that money can’t buy.

The Price of Disneyland

June of 1975 arrived warm and bright on the little island of Alameda, California. The last school bell had rung, and summer had officially begun. A cool breeze drifted in from the San Francisco Bay, carrying the salty smell of the water through our neighborhood streets and softening the heat of the sun.

Our block felt like its own small world.

Bikes rattled up and down the sidewalks from morning until dusk. Big Wheels squealed around driveway corners, their plastic wheels grinding against the concrete. Sprinklers spun lazily across front lawns, sending arcs of cool water across the grass while neighborhood kids dashed through them in shrieking bursts of laughter.

The houses on our street were a patchwork of styles and personalities. A tall Victorian with fancy trim stood proudly on one corner. Down the street was a cozy cottage tucked behind rose bushes. There were sturdy Craftsman bungalows with wide front porches where neighbors sat in lawn chairs in the evenings, and one elegant Spanish Revival house with curved stucco walls and a red tile roof that made us feel like we lived somewhere exotic instead of a quiet Navy town.

Most important, the neighborhood was full of kids. On any given day, someone always had a friend to play with.

As summer settled in, a familiar conversation drifted from porch to porch.

Vacation plans.

Some families were heading south to Disneyland. The lucky kids on the block talked about it endlessly—about Space Mountain, giant teacups, and the magical castle where fireworks exploded every night. Their excitement carried across the street as they described rides and cotton candy and meeting Mickey Mouse.

For us, Disneyland felt like another universe.

Our family was the largest crew on the block. That summer there were five of us kids, ranging in age from five to fourteen. Our house buzzed constantly with noise, laughter, squabbles, and the clatter of dishes. With a family our size, expensive vacations weren’t really part of the plan.

But our parents were good at creating adventures.

Instead of week-long trips, we explored the world in smaller pieces. We piled into the car for day trips up and down the Northern California coast. We picnicked beside rocky beaches where the wind tangled our hair and gulls cried overhead. We wandered through state parks, climbed driftwood logs, and chased waves until our pant legs were soaked.

Sometimes we even went to local amusement parks, which felt thrilling enough to us.

All of us were involved in scouting—our parents included—and scouting opened the door to even more adventures. One of my brothers, who had Type 1 diabetes, attended a special two-week summer camp each year for kids with the same condition. That camp meant the world to him.

Even though we didn’t travel far, our summers were full.

Still, that particular summer, I noticed something about Mom.

Whenever the neighborhood conversations turned to Disneyland, a quiet worry crept across her face.

One afternoon, my two youngest brothers, Keith and Danny, burst through the screen door, dusty from playing outside.

Keith looked up at Mom with wide, serious eyes.

“Mom,” he asked, “how much would it cost for our whole family to go to Disneyland?”

Mom paused. She looked at their hopeful faces and gave a small sigh.

“Well,” she said gently, “for all of us, it would probably cost around a thousand dollars.”

To us kids, a thousand dollars sounded like an impossible fortune.

Keith and Danny nodded thoughtfully.

“Okay!” they said together.

Then they ran back outside as if they had just received perfectly reasonable information.

Mom shook her head and looked at me.

“I wish we could take you kids to Disneyland,” she said softly. “It would be so much fun. I hate always having to say no.”

I walked over and wrapped my arms around her.

“You worry too much, Mom,” I said. “You’ve already given us a great life.”

She smiled, but I could tell her heart was still heavy.

Soon lunch was ready. Peanut butter sandwiches appeared on plates, along with glasses of bright red Kool-Aid. The little boys grabbed their food and headed straight for the backyard where they spread out a blanket under the shade tree for an impromptu picnic.

Mom helped them carry everything outside.

Tommy, my older brother, took his lunch to his bedroom, where wires, tools, and tiny electronic parts covered his desk. He was working on his latest invention.

Dave flopped onto the couch and turned on the television just in time for a rerun of Gilligan’s Island.

I stayed in the kitchen with Mom so we could eat together.

Even while she chatted with me, I could see that same worry lingering behind her eyes.

After the boys finished eating, they called for Mom to come help clean up their picnic. I followed her outside to gather the plates and cups.

As we picked things up, Keith suddenly looked thoughtful again.

“Mom,” he asked, “how much would it cost to have a new baby?”

Mom blinked, clearly surprised by the question.

Then she laughed.

“Oh,” she said playfully, “about the same as a trip to Disneyland.”

Keith immediately turned to Danny. The two of them exchanged excited grins, as if they had just solved a very important problem.

Keith puffed up his chest and made the announcement.

“Well,” he declared, “since they cost the same… we decided we’d rather have a new baby!”

For a moment, everyone froze.

Then the backyard exploded with laughter.

When I glanced at Mom, I saw tears shining in her eyes—but this time they weren’t tears of disappointment.

Something had lifted from her heart.

In that simple, innocent moment, she realized something she hadn’t fully seen before.

We didn’t need Disneyland.

Standing there in the backyard, surrounded by sticky Kool-Aid cups, sandwich crumbs, and the loud, joyful chaos of five children, she could see the truth plainly.

Her riches were already right in front of her.

And though she may not have realized it then, we knew it perfectly well.

Our greatest adventure was simply growing up in her love.

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Ordering Babies From the Montgomery Ward Catalog

“Where do babies come from?” Mom, in all her quirky and extraordinary wisdom, had those tales covered for each stage of life. For her children, the tales were many and delighted each one of us, no matter how often we heard her stories.

As a child in my household, we grew up just loving babies. Maybe it was because we had such a large family, or perhaps it was only because babies hold such magic and mystery as they quickly transform throughout their first year of life. Those special moments grasped our hearts as the little ones smiled, cried, pouted, and cooed, turning our insides into mush. Well, at least most of our family members felt that way. However, when my little brother, Danny, was about three, he had differing thoughts on that matter.

Life was engaging in my home; we had a new infant every two years until Danny, the baby, came along. And like in every family, eventually, the kids asked, “Where do babies come from?” In all her quirky and extraordinary wisdom, Mom covered those tales for each life stage. For her children, the many accounts delighted each of us, no matter how often we heard her stories.

The day finally arrived when the family’s baby questioned mom about how babies entered this world. Mom had quite the anecdote for this curious little brother at that particular moment. “Well, I have been ordering babies from the Montgomery Ward Catalog for years,” Mom quipped.

Since we always had that particular catalog in our home, Danny asked, “Can I look at those babies?”

Mom smiled, found the latest edition, and handed it to the family’s youngest member. Danny burrowed under the covers on the couch and spent hours thumbing through the pages looking at each baby that advertised the latest in newborn clothing. What a brilliant idea! It kept that on-the-go little boy quiet for several hours as he seriously viewed each little baby, making mental notes about each one.

In time, Danny made his decision. After calling mom, he pointed to a bundled mass of cuteness and stated, “I want this one.”

“Are you sure?” Mom questioned her little boy.

In a serious tone, the little guy nodded his head up and down and replied, “Uh-huh.”

“Okay, I will place the order,” Mom responded.

All present that witnessed this interaction smiled and went about their daily activities. That night, however, Danny had a change of heart. As bedtime approached, Danny snuggled with his mama on the couch. Wearing his footy pajamas, the little boy told his mama, “I don’t want that baby. I wanna be the baby.”

“Too late,” Momma replied. “We all took a vote, and everyone decided they wanted that new baby.”

Horrified, Danny jumped from the couch in a huff without saying a word. While the rest of the siblings watched TV in the family room, mom read the evening paper in the quiet sanctuary of the living room. Still on a mission, Danny found the Montgomery Ward Catalog and took it to the kitchen table. Quickly Danny rifled through each page until he found the place displaying the dreaded baby he thought he had once wanted. Once he saw that baby, he sighed in relief.

After his covert operation, Danny smugly walked into the living room with a haughty smile spread from ear to ear. “You can’t order that baby anymore,” he proudly told his mom.

Dad, who had missed out on the previous conversation and adventure, folded his paper to witness the latest escapade that had transpired while he was at work.

Tilting her head with a smile tugging at the corners of her mouth, the mother gazed at her youngest child, that was so full of puffed-up pride. “I can’t? She asked.

“Nope,” Danny replied.

“Why not?”

“Because I ripped him out of the book. He’s not there anymore!” Danny proudly answered.

That did it for Mom. Like on many occasions, this one wasn’t any different. She began laughing, and when she was especially tickled, she laughed until she cried. Danny grinned and climbed onto the couch to cuddle with his mama, knowing his place as the baby was safe from any newcomers. Dad just shook his head and went back to reading the paper, knowing his wife would not be able to discuss what had happened until she finished her giggling fit. And in a corner where I had been reading my book, I chuckled too at the delightful craziness of life with little brothers and a mother with a vivid imagination that spun the most amazing tales.

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Happily Ever After

“I don’t want to wait to get married! Let’s do it now!

Not to brag, but I have had a few marriage proposals in my life, and one time, I actually walked down the aisle. Still, that proposition did not turn out to be my “happily ever after,” at least not in the traditional sense. Thankfully, it led me on another joyous path and a perfectly sweet union that has made my life wonderfully complete, and in turn, I found the love and happiness that many women seek.

This story starts in the year 1996 with another love story, the romance of two high school sweethearts. The young couple spent many hours together, and young love blossomed, but like many love stories, the two went their separate ways when the young man left for college. The young man met a woman from school, they married, and started a little family. The young woman caught the attention of a young soldier, they married, and also started a little family.

Still, life had other plans for the two families. The man’s wife passed, and the young woman and her husband divorced. But in 2012, the high school sweethearts found one another once again. The families blended, and the couple set a date to marry.

Connor

About two months before the marriage was to take place, my future grandson, Connor who was three at the time, stated, “When Dad marries Leslie, she will be my mom.” I smiled and nodded in agreement while scanning his perfect little face.

“And when Dad marries Leslie, you will be my Honey.” My heart melted as it always did when he called me by my gramma name.

“I will,” I replied as he snuggled into my lap.

“Honey?” he questioned, “I don’t want to wait to get married.! Let’s do it now!”

Connor

As my heart filled with overwhelming love for my grandson, I agreed. “Okay. Connor, Let’s get married. I promise to love you forever and ever and always be your Honey.”

Excited, my little man shouted, “Me too!” And with that he gave me a hug, jumped from my lap, and went running through the house while telling everyone in his path, “We did it! Me and Honey got married.”

Yep! Sweetest proposal ever, and after all these years, I am still one proud grandma who loves my Connor to the moon and back. Guess, this Grammie did find one loving little prince and one very special and magical “happily ever after.”