The Muttley Crew Weather Report
With Max and Mitzi, your trusted snack-and-nap forecasters
Today’s forecast: too hot, too windy, and not enough snacks.
Chance of naps: 100%.
Chance of barking at nothing: also 100%.
Snack advisory remains in effect until further notice.
Good morning from the Muttley Crew Weather Center, where conditions are being closely monitored from the couch, the blanket pile, and anywhere Mom might be hiding snacks.
We are seeing a strong chance of dramatic sighing by midmorning, followed by scattered barking if a squirrel enters the area. By afternoon, conditions should improve slightly with a 100% chance of naps, preferably under a blanket, next to Mom, or directly on top of clean laundry.
Evening outlook: mild temperatures, increased begging near the kitchen, and possible zoomies after dinner.
Snack advisory remains in effect until further notice.
This has been Max and Mitzi with The Muttley Crew Weather Report.
Back to you, Mom.