The Muttley Crew Chronicles

Dairy Queen Drive-Thru
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We recently visited a fine dining establishment called Dairy Queen, where the humans speak into a mysterious box and then treats magically appear through a window.

Excellent service. Very promising smells. The line was a little long, but Max kept watch, Mitzi monitored the window, and Mom tried to pretend she was in charge.

The pup cups were small, but delicious. We would like to suggest a larger serving size, perhaps served in a cereal bowl or directly from the machine.

Our only complaint: Mom kept saying, “Ones’s enough,” which is not a phrase we recognize in dachshund culture.

Final rating: Five paws up. Would bark in the drive-thru again.

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The Muttley Crew News Desk

Breaking News: One treat was broken in half today. Management claims this counts as two treats.

Max and Mitzi strongly disagree.

Representatives for the dachshund community have issued a formal complaint, stating that “half a treat is not a whole treat, no matter how confidently the human explains it.”

Negotiations are ongoing.

More at 6, unless someone opens the cheese drawer.