Dear Max and Mitzi,
How do I handle stress?
Sincerely,
A Tired Human
Dear Tired Human,
First, bark at it.
Not forever. Just enough to let stress know you are aware of its presence and deeply unimpressed.
Second, find a blanket. Preferably a soft one, recently washed, and already claimed by someone else. Burrow under it until the world becomes quieter.
Third, take a nap. A good nap solves many things, including bad moods, loud noises, and the tragic realization that dinner is still two hours away.
And finally, if all else fails, demand cheese.
Stress may be persistent, but so are dachshunds.
Sincerely,
Max and Mitzi
Small dogs. Big feelings. Strong opinions.