We recently visited Big R, a magical place where the aisles smell like adventure, snacks, and things we are not allowed to chew.
The toy selection was impressive. There were ropes, squeaky things, fluffy things, and several items we believe were placed at nose level specifically for us.
The treat aisle was the true highlight. We conducted a full inspection using approved dachshund methods: sniffing, staring, tail wagging, and attempting to look deeply neglected.
Mom said, “You don’t need another toy.”
We respectfully disagree.
Our only complaint: too many treats were left on the shelves instead of being placed directly into Mom’s cart.
Final rating: Five paws up. Would gladly return with a larger shopping cart and fewer human restrictions.
Sincerely,
Max and Mitzi
Small dogs. Big feelings. Strong opinions.