Max and Mitzi’s Rules for Life
Tiny dog wisdom from the Muttley Crew
Rule #1: If Mom stands up, follow her. She may be going to the kitchen.
Rule #2: If Mom says, “I’ll be right back,” do not believe her. Escort her personally.
Rule #3: If a blanket exists, burrow under it. If Mom is using it, burrow harder.
Rule #4: If someone opens the refrigerator, report to duty immediately.
Rule #5: A treat broken in half is still one treat. We cannot stress this enough.
Rule #6: If Mom is trying to work, sit on her lap. She clearly needs supervision.
Rule #7: Bark first. Ask questions never.
Rule #8: If you hear a crinkle, assume it is snacks until proven otherwise.
Rule #9: The best seat in the house is wherever Mom was about to sit.
Rule #10: When life gets hard, find a blanket, demand cheese, and look tragically underfed.
Sincerely,
Max and Mitzi
Small dogs. Big feelings. Strong opinions.