The Treat Jar Investigation
An official Muttley Crew Report
After careful sniffing, staring, and one dramatic sigh, we have concluded that the treat jar is being unfairly withheld from the public.
Mom has been named a person of interest.
At approximately 9:03 this morning, Mom walked past the treat jar without opening it. This suspicious behavior was witnessed by both Max and Mitzi, who immediately launched an investigation.
Evidence collected includes:
The jar was clearly visible.
The lid was closed.
No treats were distributed.
Mom claimed, “You just had one.”
This statement could not be confirmed by independent dachshund sources.
Max performed a full inspection of the kitchen floor, while Mitzi conducted emotional surveillance from the couch. Both investigators agree that the situation is serious.
The Muttley Crew is now demanding answers, justice, and at least one small snack while the investigation continues.
Breaking news will resume as soon as Mom wanders within treat-jar distance.
